Joke of the day
A customer ordered a cup of coffee in a restaurant! The waiter served the coffee. The customer found a fly in the coffee. He called the waiter. Customer: How do I drink this coffee! Waiter: Don’t you know how to drink a coffee? Customer: Waiter, see, there is a fly in my coffee. Waiter: Oh yes sir, you are right! There is a fly in your coffee. Customer: Waiter, I said, there is a fly in MMY coffee (He stressed the word MY) Waiter: Oh don’t worry sir, the fly won’t drink much! Customer: Waiter, it is swimming in my coffee. Waiter: Sir, do you want me to get a lifeguard for the fly sir? (Annoyed) Customer: the fly dead, it’s irritating! Waiter: I guess, it doesn’t know how to swim properly. Customer: How do I drink this coffee? Waiter: Don’t you know how to drink? I will teach you! He drank the coffee! And said, this is how you should drink a coffee.