Joke of the day

Who's the fastest

Three kids argue, whose father is the fastes. One says:

- My father is the fastest, he can overtake the arrow that he shooted with the arch

. The second one:

- My father is even faster - when he hunts, he can gunshoot an animal and run up to the animal before it fells down.

The third:

- You actually don't understand what speed is. My father works in municipality. He finishes work at 4:30 pm, but he's back home by 3:45 pm already