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Joke of the day

A Accountant is driving down the street with his arm out the window. Another car swerves too close and sideswipes him, causing severe damage to his car, and dismembering his arm.

The Accountant pulls over to the side and jumps out of his car, immediately lamenting the damage to the other driver.

"My car! It was a brand new Porsche!

How are you going to make this up to me?! You better have insurance."

The other driver looks disgusted and says "You Accountants are all the same. You care so much about money you didn't even notice your arm is gone!"

The Accountant looks down at his arm and exclaims "Oh my god...my Rolex!"

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