Joke of the day

A Accountant's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to accountant's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"

The Accountant answers, "Absolutely."

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

The Accountant, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50.

Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the Accountant: $20 due for a consultation.

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