Joke of the day

An Accountant can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100 A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic... Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" Accountant: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Accountant: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20" The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Accountant: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Accountant: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20" The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100. Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak" Accountant: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100" Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100" Accountant: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"


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