Joke of the day
An CPA, lawyer and engineer go together on a camping trip one summer. After a night of drinking around the campfire, the engineer stood up and said, "Watch this!" He took out a pistol, threw his bottle of bourbon in the air and shot it.
The lawyer, not to be out done said, "That's nothing." He threw his bottle of scotch in the air and shot it blind-folded.
The CPA stood up and said, "That's better, but it's still not worth a damn." He grabbed the pistol, shot the engineer and lawyer, and sat back down to hog all the remaining booze for himself.