Joke of the day

An accountant is walking along the beach and he finds an old lamp. He picks it up, rubs it and of course, a genie appears.

The genie says "I am the most powerful genie that has ever lived. I can do great and wonderful things and I can grant you your dearest wish. But only one."

Well, this accountant is a deeply caring individual. He pulls out a map of the Mediterranean area and

says, "My dearest wish is that you solve the Arab-Israeli conflict in the Middle East.

The genie strokes his beard and looks worried. "Oh dear, " he says , staring at the map. "That's a tough one. Those people have been fighting for eons. No one has been able to come up with a successful solution. I'm not sure if I could do any better. You should probably make another wish."

The accountant is understanding and says, "All right. Listen, the ATO has asked me to re-design their Individual Tax return form so that everyone can understand it. Can you help me with that?"

There's a long silence and finally the genie says, "Let's have another look at that map."


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